Another day at the office.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/11/2019 at 14:41 • Filed to: but not so good at english

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Whose*******

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:44

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Green? Can’t go wrong with it!

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:44

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Yes, but who is ranger? I need to know

The Ghost of Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:45

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Green? SOLD!

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:47

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Eye r Ranger!

CB > InFierority Complex 06/11/2019 at 14:48

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Then who was Ranger?

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:49

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All of that.

I’m in a lot of vehicle specific groups on facebook and there is... a lot of that. Stuff like:

“Help! My car won’t start and I hate it!” -User in a group that cover 20 years of cars and probably as many models

“My car is for sell.  All new tires.  $10,000 no low ballers.” -User in generic for sale group.  No pictures.

i86hotdogs > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:54

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Me- Do you know the size of the tires you’re selling?

Them-They’ re off a C hevy.

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:54

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I just got a mass email from a guy I really respect, it was like “Hey my son is looking for coding/programming job, any opportunities or people he can talk to?”

I have a pet peeve about vague emails and VMs, but this takes the cake.

What languages? Experience? Industry? Education? Location?

Sorry, there’s just too much “that person does coding” being thrown around these days as if that’s a homogeneous job. And when you’re asking for a job referral, it reflects on you personally. Some people just want the easy way out on networking.

Spanfeller is a twat > CB 06/11/2019 at 14:54

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It doesn’t know.

CB > Spanfeller is a twat 06/11/2019 at 14:56

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I’m a Durkheim man, m’self.

TysMagic > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 14:57

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I would lead with does it run, but otherwise correct 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 15:50

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Instead of typing all that I would have started with “Which engine” and then you don’t feel as annoyed when they say it’s green cause you didn’t waste as much time.

“Send a photo/can you get the VIN”  is probably easier 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/11/2019 at 15:51

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I’m not annoyed, this was the only thing that’s made me smile all day.

benn454 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 15:52

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 You might as well have been speaking Chinese. Normals don't know what those words mean.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 15:52

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You’re a better person than me, then.

I don’t handle poor execution as well as I used to. Doordash won’t let me speak to their online support any longer. 

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 16:13

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Me: What engine is in the Voyager.

Them: It’s a V6.

Me: Great, which one?

Them: Idk, 3.1L I think.

Me: Plymouth had the 3.0, 3.3, or 3.8.

Them: Oh, well idk then.

Me: Can you check?

Them: I don’t know where to find it.

Me: Nevermind, if you can’t be bothered to know what you’re driving, chances are you haven’t been bothered to maintain it either, I’ll pass.

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/11/2019 at 21:47

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the green ones are the best!